The Greatest Love Story Ever Told

An Ode to Sleeping Diagonally, Rejecting Mediocre Love, and Keeping Your Netflix Queue Sacred.

I used to think being single was like sitting in the DMV: a dull, fluorescent-lit waiting room where you sit, uncomfortable and impatient, clutching a ticket and waiting your turn for love. Sometimes it feels like I’ve been left out of an exclusive club - standing outside in the cold, nose pressed against the frosty window of Coupledom, watching the wa…